This is a six sentence story. Now, If I can just find the link again… Well, here it is:
“Young man”, said the professor, “you are not meeting the standards of this institution. What have you to say for yourself?”
“Oh, sir, but I have met the standards,” the student replied.
Explain yourself!” The professor demanded.
“I have met the standard students here. They are all pompous, self-satisfied, ignorantly opinionated stuffed shirts, like yourself, sir,” answered the student.
Ohhhh CLEVER! I had to read it twice.
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Yes, them words be slippery little buggers, you gotta watch them like a hawk or they morph on you. HeHe
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