On Wineandcheesedoodles, Dina Honor presents a wicked funny take down of the myth of The War On Christmas.
#Breaking: As part of Operation Kringle, President Trump today ordered the deployment of the newly renamed 1st North Pole Battalion to an undisclosed mid-west location to monitor and protect the Koch Tree Farm, the nation’s largest supplier of Spruce and Fir trees.
President Trump today, speaking from a dais festooned with holly and ivy, declared the latest deployment the first step in the War on Christmas.
“Today, we will make America Merry Again!,” the president declared. “No one celebrates Christmas as bigly as The United States of America, no one, ok? It’s tremendous. So much Christmas-ing. You’re going to be sick of Christmas-ing there’ll be so much of it.”
The President was flanked by his advisors, all donned in gay apparel. One notable exception was vice-president Pence who was seeking conversion therapy from apparel he donned “too gay”.
“After eight years under the imposter Kwanza president, with his anti-American diversity…
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