The Muse resigns from cooking in just 100 words.
100 words. About dinner . . .
They ask the same question every day, “Got any plans for dinner?” They already know the answer. “No.”
It’s not like I want my family to starve, I do feed them every now and again, but you see, I don’t like to cook. I don’t particularly care for eating to honest. If they would invent some supplement to completely take the place of preparing, chewing, ingesting, and digesting food I would buy it in bulk.
I’ve raised four kids and kept a husband fairly well fed, that’s about 27 years of care. Clocking out. Tendering my resignation. Done. Finis.